Here is another one..

Posted by Ombiaz on November 02, 19101 at 18:38:37:

Moishe is being interrogated by the Russian Government:

Government. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"

Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"

Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"

No reply.

Government official asks the question again. And still no reply. Finally he
shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"

Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."

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Comments: :Moishe is being interrogated by the Russian Government: :Government. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?" :Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." :Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?" :Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." :Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?" :No reply. :Government official asks the question again. And still no reply. Finally he :shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?" :Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."