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Posted by Nomad on January 24, 19102 at 10:39:53:

>>Two Irishmen in London whilst looking for work were strolling down
>>Oxford Street.
>>After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy with a look
>>of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you have a look at
>>that shop over there, I thought that London was supposed to be
>>expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!!"
>>
>>Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look
>>at that. Suits Ł10.00, Shirts Ł4.00, Trousers
>>Ł5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to
>>Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin so we
>>would." Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea
>>as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes
>>and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have
>>them if he thinks that we're gonna export them and make our
>>fortune, so he won't.".
>>
>>Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best
>>English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the
>>talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never
>>guess we're Irish so he won't."
>>
>>OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand
>>there and look English." So the two visitors to our illustrious
>>capital city go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by
>>the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Phil
>>Mitchell impression;
>>
>>"Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes', 20
>>'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't
>>mind I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky
>>Rocket'." Upon hearing this request from
>>Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at Murphy as well then asks
>>Paddy "You're Irish aren't you?" Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh
>>be'Jasus. Mary mother of Christ, if that isn't me best English
>>accent. How in God's name did you know
>>that we were Irish?"
>>
>>The Owner replies. "This is a Dry Cleaners mate".Get more from the

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irish? Sam 12:41:23 1/25/102 (1)
- u know that would actually make the joke 10 times more funny!! Nomad 16:25:15 1/27/102 (0)

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Comments: :>>Two Irishmen in London whilst looking for work were strolling down :>>Oxford Street. :>>After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy with a look :>>of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you have a look at :>>that shop over there, I thought that London was supposed to be :>>expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!!" :>> :>>Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look :>>at that. Suits Ł10.00, Shirts Ł4.00, Trousers :>>Ł5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to :>>Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin so we :>>would." Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea :>>as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes :>>and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have :>>them if he thinks that we're gonna export them and make our :>>fortune, so he won't.". :>> :>>Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best :>>English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the :>>talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never :>>guess we're Irish so he won't." :>> :>>OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand :>>there and look English." So the two visitors to our illustrious :>>capital city go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by :>>the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Phil :>>Mitchell impression; :>> :>>"Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes', 20 :>>'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't :>>mind I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky :>>Rocket'." Upon hearing this request from :>>Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at Murphy as well then asks :>>Paddy "You're Irish aren't you?" Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh :>>be'Jasus. Mary mother of Christ, if that isn't me best English :>>accent. How in God's name did you know :>>that we were Irish?" :>> :>>The Owner replies. "This is a Dry Cleaners mate".Get more from the

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