I think that should be 'U know if u r Lebanese if....'

Posted by Nomad on January 24, 19102 at 18:41:55:

In Reply to: you know your arab if . . . posted by Sam on January 22, 19102 at 23:55:24:

and i really hate that word Abeed....{or the context it is usually used in}

:One of my friends sent me this and i know that i saw myself in all of these:

: You Know You're Arab If:

:1. Your mother calls you "Mommy" or "Ma" and your father calls you "Dad"
:2. You have a Sitto always cooking for you
:3. You know what happens when you eat too much Moujadra, Hummous, Tabuli, and
:Kibbeh.
:4. You've heard Amro Diab's "Ya nour el ein" 764363 times in ur life.
:5. You've considered having "EDBTZ" as a Screen Name or License Plate number
:6. You blame the Yahood for eveything!
:7. And the Abeed too
:8. You hear Yahood and go "Ya herrat deenak"
:9. Your refer to other Lebanese as "Cuz"
:10. You refer to older Lebanese as "Ammo" or "Auntie"
:11. Your nose is considered a Lethal Weapon.
:12. You get pissed when an Arab is displayed as a Terrorist in a Movie.
:13. You also get pissed when the Yahood are the good guys
:14. When people enter Mass during Communion
:15. You go to Arabic Resturants, tell the owners your Arab, and think you're
:going to get free food.
:16. You fight over who's going to pay the bill
:17. Your family is over your house all the time
:18. There is no such thing as quiet time
:19. You know there is another meaning for kiss.
:20. You would never call it Pita Bread
:21. You use Arabic bread as a utensil
:22. You think anybody who is not Lebanese is a Harram
:23. The first word you learned was DOW
:24. All the grocery stores and gas stations in your city are owned by
relatives
:25. At least 1 conversation a day is about being Lebanese
:26. You feel proud when anyone famous has LEbanese/Arab blood in them (ex.
:Danny Thomas, Doug Flutie)
:27. Going to church is a fashion show
:28. and a free brunch
:29. You have piles of coupons all over your table
:30. You have at least one gold chain with a cedar, camel, or a cross on it
:31. Wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool
:32. you know what the debki, a hafli, and a derrbakki is/are
:33. You are always right
:34. You have at least 1 picture/object resembling a camel in your house (even
:though there are no camels in Lebanon)
:35. You've seen a belly dancer at least once in your life

:ANDDDDDDD
: You get happy when your American friends use Arabic (swears especially) in
:normal speach.

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• it actually was "you know ur lebanese if" Sam 18:50:37 1/24/102 (0)

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